Prince Philip Returns: Royal Blood Celebrations

Long May I Reign Over You Maggots

With the return to health of Prince Philip the nation sighs in relief. Not the British nation of course. But the nation of corrupt businessmen, the ruling elite of the world, the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the Club of Rome, the Trilateral Commission, World Freemasonery and all of the other shady, diabolical plotters of world tyranny. Some call them the 'Olympians' or the 'Moriah Conquering Wind'. Whatever they want to be known as they are really the scum royale, the parasites upon the world, the destroyers of progress and peace.

Prince Philip once said that he would like to come back as a terrible disease that blights humanity. I am not really sure if he realises that he is already such a disease so does not need to come back as one.

He was also taught at a Nazi school in Scotland and has obvious ties to the Nazis who carried out the atrocities in the Second World War. Never forget that his family helped to bankroll the Nazi regime, along with the rich elite of America and the rich industrialists of Europe. It was a war designed to destroy the Soviet Union and Germany, which is why the Soviet Union lost 20 million people in the war, more than any other country and why German was dismantled after the war. It was well scripted and our dear Prince played his part.

The fawning MSN news media had this to say:

'The Duke was back carrying out engagements within a matter of weeks and in his grandson Prince Harry said the operation had given him "a new spurt of life".'

Yes I guess that the blood of his grandson really did help give a new spurt of life for this dessicated mummy of imperialism. He takes 'peasant blood' fresh from the necks of British subjects through his specially evolved lizard tongue and razor teeth. Engorgement on the flesh of the poor is a pleasant pasttime for our royal overlords.

By the Dark Alma Mater

Diamond Jubilee 2012: Tyranny of Irrelevant Parasites



Decadence is ok for a British tyrant

Behind the pomp and pomposity, the regal attire and the 18th century livery, from a family that stems from the German monarchy transplanted into Britain in the 1700s, we have a grotesque aberration on public display. The extravagance of the world's most lazy family, lauding it over honest, working people, who scramble for the crumbs off of the table, is sickening to all but the mindless creatures on this planet.

Whilst every vestige of humanity that was won by the working class in battle with the ruling class is being stripped away, a feudal symbol is broadcast across every TV in Britain: it is of course the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

The Queen's role is as it has always been since the collapse of feudalism in the 17th century in Britain: a lynchpin for the forces of reaction; a rallying point for the capitalist class as they take humanity down the path of barbarism time and time again.

She is head of the armed forces, meaning that Britain's army, navy and air force all pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth II, and not to the 'elected' politicians who supposedly run the country. This means that should parliament ever oppose a decision she makes, Her Majesty has the ability to call on the armed forces of the state to force her decision through. She can dissolve parliament if she wishes and impose a state of emergency above which she can operate as an absolute monarch.

The sinister old crone, Elizabeth II, is head of state of the United Kingdom and 31 other states and territories, she is also the owner of 6,600 million acres of land, which is 1/6th of the earth's non ocean surface. She is the only person on earth who owns countries that are not her own domestic territory. Due to her landholdings she is the richest person on the earth.

All of this immense wealth, land and resources, ceded to one ailing despot, and we are Her Majesty's subjects. The British are not even citizens, the British are subjects to the Queen's will. The only crime punishable by death in Britain is treason, which means in Britain:

'Under the law of the United Kingdom, high treason is the crime of disloyalty to the Crown. Offences constituting high treason include plotting the murder of the sovereign; having sexual intercourse with the sovereign's consort, with his eldest unmarried daughter, or with the wife of the heir to the throne; levying war against the sovereign and adhering to the sovereign's enemies, giving them aid or comfort; and attempting to undermine the lawfully established line of succession.'

It is a feudal-minded dictatorship. The capitalist class too scared of their own shadow to go it alone, need a figure head to take the strain, to keep the dead minds of Britain trapped in a class-obsessed society. Their golem is the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha dynastic leader: Queen Elizabeth II.

Her brood attempt to lure fresh blood as an injection into a lifeless corpse through 'outsiders' such as the Middleton family. As the media is controlled by the same people who consort with the monarchy then it is no wonder how much time is spent fawning over the latest fuck buddy of a worthless royal. Kate and her sister Pippa have spent more time in the public eye than any other person since the announcement of Kate's marriage to Prince 'Incredibly Thick' William.

Whilst Her Majesty's troops were bombing the hell out Libya, we all witnessed a media blackout on the atrocities carried out by 'our boys'. Instead we were treated to the killing of an evil tyrant in the form of Colonel Gaddafi. For the world's biggest tyrant (Queen Elizabeth II) to start an unprovoked war on a small, defenceless African nation is disgusting, for her to then claim that Gaddafi is worse than Hitler is completely ridiculous, considering that her own stock privately funded Hitler's rise to power in order to destroy the Soviet Union and Germany. A plan you might recall, completely backfired.

However, here are a few of the things that the thoroughly 'evil' Gadaffi did to his people:

1. There is no electricity bill in Libya; electricity is free for all its citizens.

2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0% interest by law.

3. Home is considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent.

4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$ 50,000 ) by the government to buy their first apartment so to help start up the family.

5. Education and medical treatments are free in Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are literate. Today the figure is 83%.

6. Should Libyans want to take up a farming career, they would receive farming land, a farming house, equipments, seeds and ivestock to kick- start their farms – all for free.

7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical facilities they need in Libya, the government funds them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get US $2, 300/mth accommodation and car allowance.

8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government subsidized 50% of the price.

9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per litre.

10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.

11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until employment is found.

12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.

13. A mother who gave birth to a child received US $5 ,000

14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15

15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree

16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation project, known as the Great Man-Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.

Such a tyrant. No wonder Her Majesty's Armed Forces wanted to blow the shit out of the country and mutilate the body of Gadaffi. We can't have the common working people getting anything from any country. It is much better for one family to take everything and leave the poor to die.

This is Britain in the 21st century. Just as in Britain in the 19th century, the gap between the rich and poor grows larger by the day. The ability to improve your social status declines at the same rate. If you are born into poverty you will stay there. The core values of the ruling elite remain exactly the same: the poor are a disease who only have themselves to blame.

The last Diamond Jubilee was held in 1897 for Queen Victoria of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha dynasty. Back then it was the begining of the construction of many modern things such as the Boston subway opening, Belo Horizonte in Brazil was created, aspirin is produced by Bayer, and J.J. Thomson discovered the electron. Now it is the decline of capitalism. The deliberate destruction of the economy by the ultra-rich insiders in order to consolidate real wealth into the hands of fewer and fewer people. The age of retirement is increased to 70 years now and many gains made by the working class are being destroyed year in, year out. Trade unions, revolution, communism, marxism, anything understanding the materialist conception of history is looked upon with confusion by a generation of pig-swill eating Thatcherite children. Their children are even worse. A brand new 'me' generation with no talent other than being popular or having the illusion of being popular. You can sing either version of 'God Save the Queen' now and they both mean the same thing: Thomas Augustine Arne's original version and Sex Pistols money-making version. They both honor the Queen in their own particular way. Burroughs was right: there is no hope for Britain until thousands chant 'fuck the queen' and storm her palaces to take back what is ours.

These are desperate times. But with anti-depressants flooding into the market place, and the majority of the richest countries populations subdued by drugs of one kind or another, it is Brave New World writ large.

So we are not invited to the Queen's Diamond Jubilee piss-up. The BBC and ITV and other TV channels servile to the monarchy, salivate at the thought of getting knighted and so gush effusively about the lovely pageant and royal flotilla and so on, as if the rest of the country even gives a damn.

Some streets have bunting jangling around the lamp posts, and some brainwashed kooks waddle around saluting the Nazi Queen and her Nazi boyfriend, oblivious to the fact that their tax paying money has just given a complete stranger a ton of cash to go out and enjoy herself, with no invitations sent to the commoner who has allowed this to happen.

Once again the PR brigade are out in full force trying to shove royalty and the class structure down our plebeian throats. The scum royale parade their wares in public and not one media outlet has the guts to mock it or question it or cause a media black out of this decadent and useless ceremony of class snobbery.

If a bunch of people protest about how unfair and disgraceful the world is, then they receive about 5 minutes of air time, if that, with a voiceover that merely focuses on how many people were arrested. Yet the protesters are genuinely troubled and raising relevant issues that we should all be thinking about. It is blacked out completely.

Instead, a halfwit, foreign family, sponging off the backs of the hard working populace throw a private party paid for by all of us, and they get constant exposure for days. Their ugly, reptilian mugs are plastered literally everywhere, with their symbols of oppression such as their union jack flag of empire, on full display. It's a bit like a Jewish community paying for Hitler's goons to have a party at their expense and then be subjected to a media barrage of their exploits. Sickening doesn't quite describe it.

Still, here we are in the midst of it all, and this is the only thing the media bothered to comment on:

'No one would have blamed the Queen if she had turned out in oilskins, but instead she wowed the crowds in an ivory coloured bouclé dress and coat, braided with silk ribbon and with a silk organza frill, which included a clever nod to her three big jubilees.'

An old, irrelevant, parasite in a fuck-off expensive dress. Wonderful. Bow, curtsey and nazi salute to the fattest kat in the kuntry. This is Britain and this is bleak.

By Raygun

Monarchy Figurines



Monarchy figurines: the gruesome twosome

There is a really annoying couple of people who have recently been thrust into the public spotlight by a bored media. They have as much charisma as a dried fig, shrivelled and spat out by a diseased badger. Their sense of style is dictated by vermin being paid far too much tax payers money to adorn their 'common' subjects. I am talking about Princess Kate Middleton and her plain jane sister Pippa. Although both are never out of the 'news' these days, they have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say and they are in the news for no reason other than to add a shot of life into the decaying corpse of the royal family.

My own favourite fairy tale being spun about the prince and the pauper, or anti-christ Prince William an his common wife Princess Kate, is so laughably inaccurate that it hurts. But alas the other common folk believe Kate and her sister to be from their socia strata. Such illusions are hard to break but if you do a modicum of research you realise that 'plebeian' Kate is in fact related to Prince William through a common ancestor. Kate and her sister are also from a wealthy family and only date royalty or high flying bankers. Gee, how I can relate to the world they come from. They could almost be my very own sisters.

So the point of this picture is to draw attention to the fact that every brainwashed woman and girl in this country is obsessed with the arse of Pippa Middleton and with the clothes both Kate and Pippa wear. Behind the facade of sibling kindness there is a deep, dark narcississm in preening through Pippa, who is possibly the most overrated female in history. Alongside this is the nervousness and awkward posturing of Kate who is probably a little bit concerned for her own safety given the fate that befell Princess Diana after she accomplished the Roya Family's goal of being their broodmare. Once Kate gives birth to a son and heir to William how much longer will she last?

That said I hope our readers will enjoy thinking about what kind of clothes they can fit Princess Kate and her beautiful, stunning, truly splendid, talented, gorgeous, amazing, perfect, goddess-like, sister, Pippa.

God Save the Queen and her lovely children.

By Raygun

Wacky ideas 1: Rule by divine right



If you want to pray to me that is ok, I am God after all

A long, long time ago the more thuggish and treacherous families took control of countries through force and cunning. Just like a spoilt brat not wanting to share their sweets with other children, the new rulers devised a ludicrous method for keeping in power: the rule of divine right.

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Why the Occupy Movement is Moribund

V.I Lenin founded the Soviet Union

       Who really speaks for you? 

The Queen is still the absolute dictator in Great Britain

Politics is concentrated economics. That is all there is to it. Media circus, whores out trying to sell you their specific brand of snake oil for your 'vote', local issues, and all of the other garbage that spews from the leprous lips of ghastly scum MPs is illusion. When you learn that the world becomes clearer to understand. 

Right now there is a continuation from the anti-Chinese, Sinophobic, anti-communist liberal Seattle movement going on. It is the self-parodic mutant calling itself: the Occupy Movement. Lack of belief in the social power of the working class, the proletariat, leads to self-disgust, self-hatred and decades of despair. And why? Because to give up on the revolutionary potential of the working class is to give up on a future for humanity. It is to put the goals of a rapacious, vile, anti-human ruling class above your very own existence. The rulers do not believe in you and they do not love you. They despise you. You are the filth, the excrement, the disease, the virus, the potential threat to their megalomaniac empire of decay. Just take a look around you. 

The economy is not going to get any better. That is it. The fight for them is over. They want the world economy to fail because they own the system. Under the capitalist mode of production, which is what we exist under, whether you want to acknowledge it or not, there are only two things that hold power: 

1. Capital

2. Labour Power

Nothing else has any meaning beyond these two things. Profit comes through exploitation of your labour power, again, whether you like it or not. You are paid less for your labour power than it is worth, because the ruling class own the system that you are forced to work for. The dialectic is formed because the goals of capital are opposed to the goals of labour power. If you are a capitalist you want to increase your profit at all costs. You are not producing or providing services to make a loss or for the good of humanity, you are doing so in order to make yourself a profit. You can only continue to make a profit by slashing wages which you pay for in exchange for your worker's labour power. Conversely if you want to make a 'living' and get yourself a pay rise then the only way you will do that is if you use your own labour power to your advantage by showing the capitalist that if you withdraw your labour power they will lose the ability to make profits. 

The two forces can never and will never be reconciled due to the necessity of capitalist competition which will either cause the ruination of the working class or the ruling class. The middle class is purely an historical anomaly, it has no independent social base and thus can only defend one of the two prevailing classes: the capitalist class or the working class. That is all there is to it.

If you work on the assumption that there is no alternative to capitalism and just want to make it 'fairer' then you might as well give your brain away to scientific research on cretinism in the work force because it is never ever going to happen. Ask yourself: if a murderer has kidnapped you in order to kill you and they have no empathy and hence no way you can reason with them would you try to make them see reason and be fairer to you? Or would you do whatever you could to stop them having power over you and escape? 

Similarly when you see the Occupy Movement and other liberals being touted as 'revolutionary' you have to ask yourself: what is their end goal? Because if you set an end goal then you need to work out a way to achieve it. If their end goal is just to sit in tents in the freezing cold and get in front of St Pauls Cathedral and Wall Street and so on, then it is the most pointless and self-indulgent thing since the dinosaur rock of the 1970s. It wastes the general anger and passion for change that exists throughout society and merely channels this into nothing. 

One thing that is ridiculous is that many people try to sound radical and revolutionary and they can tell you all of the evil deeds that the ruling class does and so forth, but if you ask them for a solution to it they do not have one. They just say: 'pressure the government', 'make trade fair', 'we need true capitalism' and other such complete crap. My favourite one is from David Icke who actually wants us all to believe that by doing nothing and just loving the ruling class we will defeat them. We don't need to fight them it must all be a peaceful protest to win their hearts and minds. What a rebel. What a threat to the powers that be. They must be laughing their asses off at his insanity.

Listen: if you really think that the capitalist class is just going to see the error in their ways and hand over the reins of power you must be out of your mind. They have everything invested in this system and do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, want to see it taken away from them, regardless of how many wars they start, people they kill through starvation, viruses, conflicts and so on. Capital - Profit- Money. That is all they care about. How they get this is irrelevant to them. Who they stand upon and grind into the dirt is irrelevant to them. They will never ever change their mindset because it is part of the very fabric of the material conditions that they live on. 

To think that you can take on the capitalist class who own the legal system, the military, the police, the transport system, the banks, the media, the health care system, and the education system, without fighting them with everything you have got, is total insanity. It is like trying to convince a bunch of merciless killers armed to the teeth with guns not to take your money because you have put a flower in their guns. The only possible outcome will be an absolute massacre. 

The choice is very simple but cognitive dissonance will stop a lot of people making it correctly. They will be horrified by even the mention of the word 'communism' because of decades of anti-communist propaganda from the capitalist press. To see how indoctrinated we are in the capitalist countries is to see how the majority of the population do not even realise that their own media is just propaganda. 'Ah, but those evil North Koreans are really terrible, and they are all brainwashed because they cried about the death of their sick, perverted tyrant Kim Jong Il. He lived a lavish lifestyle whilst the rest of the population lived in poverty.'

Too true. 

But scroll back a few years to 1997 when a overly privileged member of the Royal Family, called Princess Diana died in a car crash orchestrated by MI5. What did the majority of our nation do? Cried and held candle lit vigils about her death. This is the very same woman who spent her entire life in privilege whilst a vast majority of the population lived in poverty. The only reason she was allowed to do so was because she was a member of the aristocracy who are paid for by us, the tax payers. 

But it's different you see, because she was a saint, like mother Teresa. She brought the land mine issue to the attention of a lot of people you know? Funnily enough the people in the countries which have been brutally devastated by the imperialist countries in the Anglo-American coalition, know all about land mine issues. It is purely the fault of our capitalist propaganda that stops the average person in this country from knowing about it. We don't need an overpaid, worthless piece of scum royale with celebrity status to tell us about it. If we really had a free press we would know about it already. But we don't so we are no better off than living in North Korea or China. 

The hypocrisy and lies are clear for all to see but most people decide not to do so because they want to advance their 'career' and they want to be blind to what is happening in the world. Too bad. What is true is true regardless of whether you can be bothered to look at it or not. 

See the illusion for what it is and make your own decisions. 

By the Ghost of V. I. Lenin