The many faces of Victoria Beckham Part 3: Glandular Suicide

Glandular Suicide

Here we have another fabulous look at the stunning portfolio of one of the worlds most dynamic and charismatic women Victoria Beckham.

In this pose by Victoria Beckham we can clearly see that her neck is being supported by the sheer brute strength of her hair. Without this her wooden splinter of a neck would easily break under the enormous strain her dustbin lid size of a head is putting it under. This would result in even smaller splinters breaking off leaving Victoria's huge lollipop of a head to crash down to the floor without any support just like a wounded pelican would do if it had just been shot by a poacher...

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Crap Lyric Corner 1: Bruno Mars 'It Will Rain'



Let me pour out my heart to you in a weedy love song

There is a place where good taste dies, intelligence shrivels up and the skies turn black. Yes it is the noxious smelling abode of crap lyrics.

Designed solely to shift sales of limp songs, the useless lyricist is a common entity in the musical world. Whether it is naff rhymes, club foot metered verse, endless cliches or woeful metaphor we have seen them all: many times. We have also heard dire lyrics sung badly by dimwits on heat...


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