Can't start the day without one

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What can't you start the day without?

For some people it's cigarettes. For others it's a cup of tea.

There are many different things we cannot start the day without having.

For some of us breaking the habit and going without is an impossibility.

So what CAN'T you start the day without?


By Arnie Canoe

SAY NO TO THE SOPA BILL!



The gluttonous SOPA Beast

This blog is about the threat that all users of the Internet, social networking sites and any other form of on-line contacting mediums, and creative individuals risk from the gargantuan, Illuminati powered, freedom of information destroying, and network severing machine that is the SOPA bill.

Here is the opening statement from the SOPA bill as seen on the first page, and in all honesty this is all you need to know because when you understand what this opening statement really means, then life and this situation become very clear indeed.

Here is the opening declaration from the first page of the SOPA bill:

'TO PROMOTE PROSPERITY, CREATIVITY, ENTREPRENEURSHIP, AND INNOVATION BY COMBATING THE THEFT OF U.S. PROPERTY, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES'.

Firstly not once does it say WHO it is promoting prosperity, creativity, entrepreneurship, and innovation for. The statement is empty and without direction towards a specific individual/s.

Secondly it states at the end of the declaration 'And for other purposes'. This again is a statement that is open ended, and again specifically done this way so the rules can be changed when it is deemed necessary by the 'Illuminated' individuals who control, and own not only the U.S. Government, but all Governments.

Lastly, and the most important part for everyone involved who is not in any way, shape, or form a part of this calculated, and systematic suppression of information is the declaration that any theft would be 'Theft of U.S. Property'. Not the theft of anyone Else's property, not the theft of a websites property, or an independent film makers property, or a musicians self-penned property, not the local artists property, or the personal networking information between fellow bloggers, social networkers, and distributors of information's property. No, it would be seen as stated that it would be the 'Theft of U.S. property'.

When you realise what this closing statement means you soon realise that the underlying theme, with it's dictatorial, and dark sinister undertones, propping it up like a gluttonous monster un-able to use it's weakening legs due to it's morbidly obese frame, is only there for the few so they are able to control the many.

This is Covert Fascism at it's most deliberate and calculating.

Everybody of able mind and body must oppose the SOPA bill with absolute conviction, regardless of personal circumstances.

For one day put aside any of your differences of opinions towards your fellow brothers and sisters, and stand together united in a non-aggressive, peaceful, and passive refusal to allow this bill to be passed.

Tell everyone you know.

Circulate far and wide.

Do not hesitate in communicating across the stretches of this amazing planet to get people to unite against this deliberate show of totalitarian hierarchical behaviour.

The power has always, and will always be with you!

Now is your time to use it!

                                  
                                                                                                    By Roland Barnacle
                                                                                                         

"Hi, My name is..part 2: Antony Worrall Tompson

"Hi, My name is Antony Worrall Thompson"

"Hi, My name is Antony Worrall Thompson". You may remember me as that fat beardy chef from BBC2's 'Ready, Steady, Cook', the cookery programme for people with no teeth and heads like satsumas, hosted by condescending turkey necked piss stain 'Fern Britton'.

Since filming this show I have been into the jungle on 'I'm a celebrity get me an Iceland advert', and I have also stared in the West End play 'The return of Bunters hairy uncle Lord Slugbait' in which I played the role of 'Lord Slugbait'.

After taking part in this staggering array of tough jobs, I have taken some time off to busy myself on completing a brand new Game show I am writing for Channel 5 Called 'Take what you can, while you can'.

In my Game show contestants have to try and pass items of shopping through the self-service checkouts without paying, and without being caught out by roving CCTV cameras and store security. The contestant that gets away with the highest value of items, without being collared by the filth is crowned 'Thief of the week'. The contestants caught out by CCTV, or store security will be branded a member of the 'Red hand gang', and will be subjected to massive public embarrassment as their face is splashed across all Newspapers and T.V. channels, as well as being forced to make a snivelling public apology like some pathetic, weak willed little Faganite who failed to keep their greedy little mitts to themselves.

As well as being crowned 'Thief of the week', the winner will also receive free tickets to see my very own Operatic version, and take on the 'Charles Dickens' classic 'Oliver Twist' which I have renamed 'Oliver Twist from behind bars'. The lead role of 'Oliver Twist' is being played by the 'Peter Pan of puke' 'Mr Darren Day, and yours truly 'Mr Antony Worrall Thompson' will be playing the part of a foul, vomit splashed, and urine stinking prison cell.

Mr Antony Worrall Thompson is also available for delivery driver jobs, and hosting local piss parties.

                                                                                                     By Roland Barnacle

Question Everything

A hero to the criminal class

Although we at Instant Nowhere Korporation Ltd like to mock celebrity status and things in life that are quite ridiculous there is a reason for this. As the old bard said once upon a time 'there is a method to my madness'. Or words to that effect. We do believe in the Enlightenment ideals of reason, progress, liberty, democracy and freedom. However, we do not believe in the decaying capitalist system that has turned its back on these ideals in exchange for social power. Oligarchy is not a viable organisational method for humanity due to the abuses of power exercised by the oligarchs.

At the centre at all we do is simple: question everything. The closer you get to the core then the closer you get to the nature of reality and the truth. If you turn away from it then you are closer to your illusions. Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance is a slipperty slope to being completely controlled, fleeced, manipulated, badly treated and so on with no way out. Ignorance is an entire population giving up their freedoms in exchange for a faulty article of consumption.

We try to encourage thinking amongst our members and people who like what we do. We aim to put forward a valid viewpoint that is not being discussed by the general public. 

For example, why is it acceptable for the entire mainstream media to constantly promote 'celebrities' as being role models to aspire to become on a constant basis, yet never stop to listen to what people actually think about this?

Why does Prince William and his wife Kate get a front cover of a newspaper or magazine just because they attend some public event? Why is this acceptable and why is it not acceptable to raise a dissenting voice? Why is it ok to blatantly lie about how certain celebrities just happened to be discovered, when in fact they were groomed for the role for years? Look at someone like Zooey Deschanel who is portrayed as just a kooky girl next door when in fact her mother was a famous actress and her father a famous film director! There is no coincidence or 'luck' in becoming a celebrity: it is nepotistic, and you are not invited to the ball.

Are we all supposed to just be deaf-mutes moronically applauding the celebrities' every move just because we are told to?

This country is clearly falling into more and more fascistic regulations on a daily basis and what is sickening is that no one even notices. Even if they do notice, they are either censored or ignored. What we have is not discourse, it is monologue from the ruling class. Whatever they want to broadcast is broadcast, everyone else must be silent. The moral of the story: you have no voice of your own.

We aim to entertain as well as enlighten people; amuse and intrigue; question and poke fun. We do not believe in harming another person without just cause, and we know that words are just words as stated before.

Anyway, we just want to say thank you to everyone who looks at our work and to writers who have faced censorship and castigation in the past like DH Lawrence, Henry Miller, William Burroughs and many more. We will continue to kick against the pricks regardless what happens. Peace out.

By Senator McCarthy

Image from 'Twat' magazine: Issue 2



Nothing to see here

This image is from issue 2 of the magazine 'Twat' and is put together by the artists at INK House Studios, which is a part of 'Instant Nowhere Korporation Ltd'.

The picture is reflecting the restrictions felt by many people of oppresive, fascist, and dictatorial regimes that silence people to such an extent that even when the restrictions are staring at you blue in the face, people still walk past and fail to take notice through either fear, or ignorance.

                                                                                                               By Arnie Canoe

An ode against censorship...

Time for a brief interlude away from the satirical world of Raygun and Roland Barnacle...

Put some of The Harridans music on the jukebox and jump about a lot.

The human body and mind are interesting things, capable of achieving a lot of good and unfortunately a lot of evil. One thing we cannot tolerate though is censorship. Even if we do not agree with what someone has said about us we still must be strong enough to accept that other people have different views to us, and sometimes these views are extreme. However, we must always remember that words are merely words, a prison of thought, or as Burroughs would call them 'a word virus'. They are not action. They do not bomb innocent civilians from afar. They do not shred human beings into tiny ribbons. They do not torture, maim or eviscerate the masses. They are just words. The intent is to be humourous and not to be taken literally as our viewpoint.

Nothing on the Instant Nowhere Korporation website or anything on the web is necessarily our opinion. However, we respect other people to have the right to express themselves as they so wish. Art, literature, music, poetry, prose, video and all forms of multi-media must be allowed to breath, to be vicious, sinister, sarcastic, sneering, preening, exciting, boring, dull, intelligent, stupid, in order for people to create art that is vital and alive. If I do not like something, then I do not look at it, I do not listen to it, I discard it. But if something interests me then I want to see it, hear it, listen to it, smell it, touch it and taste it. Why should we be deprived of this? Why should we deny ourselves of the treat of the senses? Why should we stop pushing the limits of experience, of knowledge, of emotion, of creativity, just because what we say might be interpreted by someone as offensive to their sensibilities?

We shouldn't.

The idea is to liberate ourselves from our shackles of every day life. The idea behind most of the things posted by people of the collective here is that they are satirical, ironic, biting, sarcastic but at the core they are just a joke. Something to make people laugh. This is especially true right now when the world is facing a decade of economic disaster, misery, unemployment, starvation and war. If we cannot laugh at the madness of the world then I fear we shall all go mad and lose our way. If we cannot communicate without censorship then what form will the anger and frustration of the people take?

So take everything with a pinch of salt. We do not set out to offend, we set out to give carthasis, enlightenment, a different view of the world than perhaps you started with.

That said here is the lyric to a song by The Harridans called 'Remember Me':

remember me, i used to be on your tv
a long time ago, but my career hit a deaf ear
and no one remembers me now
a celebrity falling apart
a careful stance of a boring fart
remember me, remember me please
remember me, i guess i was once a celebrity
on tv, i may have sold a million beer cans
now i'm falling apart at the seams
people never notice when your life is like a dream

remember me, remember me
collagen lip surgery
remember me, the trout pout
remember me, a face and a snout
remember me
ah

on my autobiography number 3!
killed in the charts, i know its at 4003
why don't people wanna read about my life anymore?
maybe it's because they've overdosed on this corporate bore. oh

Peace out

Hvw