Odd one out part 2: IDS and Josef Stalin

Illuminated Freemason



Illuminated Freemason

Here we have part 2 of the game 'Odd one out', the game you can all play at home from the comfort of your very own favourite armchair.

Above you have two choices to decide from.


The first choice for our game 'Odd one out' is clearly one of the most grotesque puddles of grey suited vomit to slide along our illustrious pavements for a very long time (At least a few days anyway).

This individual, the walking equivalent of a hairless cat with knob rot, is none other than 'Iain Duncan Smith' the secretary of state for work and pensions.

In 'IDS', an abbreviated name that sounds more like a sexually transmitted disease than a piece of Tory arse wipe, we have an individual with a complete contempt for not only the working class, but pretty much all classes other than the hereditary illuminated ball bags that he fell out of the gutter from.

If 'IDS' had a soul it would be darker than all matter condensed resembling nothing more than a black blob of foul smelling indescribable sludge.

His loathsome gait and moronic views are so massively from the dark ages, one actually wonder if 'IDS' really is from some parallel universe in which he exists amongst a plague ridden village, littered with inbreds of equal calibre to his own although with much finer barnet's than his balding bollock of a bonce.


Our second choice for our game 'Odd one out' is Josef Stalin mass murderer for the 'Moriah conquering wind'.

Have you guessed who the 'Odd one out' is yet?

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By Arnie Canoe






 

Only a Handful of People Exist 6: Iain Duncan Smith

Slithering human louse steals from the poor to give to the rich

Possibly the driest stick in a cabinet full of kindling, Iain Duncan Smith or IDS as he likes to be known, is skulking around as the Secretary for Work and Pensions. Smith spends his days now finding new ways to grind the lower orders into the ground just before the fire of class hatred is turned against him.

Ironically Smith thinks that he is 'cool' by referring to himself only by his initials, even though most people see him as an anal, hot headed, former military man and the human equivalent of irritable bowel syndrome.

IBS as he is more commonly known as, was born as the irritable son of a group captain in the royal air force and a ballerina. As with all members of parliament and those in positions of power he is related to a few well connected persons such as British Canadian CBC wartime broadcaster Peter Stursberg, his son, current CBC vice-president Richard Stursberg and he is the 3rd cousin once removed of fabian eugenicist George Bernard Shaw...

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