The Money Spell 4: Vinnie Jones

A gibbering psychopath promotes British Heart Foundation

One of the most nauseating people, completely undeserving of public attention, in recent times, is the rabid dog in need of lethal injection, mentally lost little puppy, Vincent Peter Jones. As with everything in this crazy, upside-down, Alice-in-Wonderland world in which we live, this psychopathic loon from Watford has gone from a completely crap ‘footballer’ to a Hollywood actor, known for his inability to play any other role than a ‘psychopathic loon from Watford’...

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The Money Spell 2: Kylie Minogue



I am a wax work: lifeless, soulless and lacking talent

The Australian criminal lady is back on the screens flogging Lexus cars to rich businessmen with no taste, and toothless wide boys with no money. Mundane personified, dweeb-dwarf bore Kylie Minogue, has appeared in a couple of adverts in her time, but this time the ridiculously wealthy ‘singer’, has joined a bunch of ‘musicians’ who really, really, really need the money: As Campaign Live comments: ‘The soundtrack to the ad features famous drummers, including Pauli Stanley McKenzie from Gorillaz, ex-Smiths sticks man Mike Joyce, Joji Hirota and the Taiko Drummers, and big band aficionado Vince Dunn.’ How fulfilling it must feel for these desperately sad sell-out creeps to be able to ease the sales process for Lexus.
Vacuous and dreary as Kylie Minogue might appear to all but the severely limited, her advertising jobs have showed just how low she will go for money. In 2006, she rode a gymnast’s horse in ‘erotic’ underwear in order to hawk agent provocateur lingerie to a permissive society.... 


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