T-Shirt Design: She Shouldn't Have Touched Those Sprouts

Here we have a T-shirt design featuring Scarface himself 'Tony Montana'.

The above image shows 'Tony Montana' in a blood soaked, and coke fuelled rage, as his wife has yet again handled the sprouts on his dinner plate in a less than satisfactory manner.

The poor handling of 'Tony Montana's' sprouts has not only caused carnage on a monumental scale and an enormous body count, but it has also left the kitchen in an awful mess which his wife will now have to clean up at some point later on.


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T-shirt design by Arnie Canoe

Hooray For Hollywood Waffle: T-Shirt Design

Here we have another T-shirt design from the bowels of INK House Studios.

The design itself is in the shape of a T-shirt, albeit a rather stretched, and anatomically deformed one, and consists of an image of one of Hollywood's most ridiculous characters 'Rambo'.

Played by one of the worlds most appalling actors 'Sylvester Stallone', Rambo is easily a great example of why Hollywood really is the producer of the most vacuous garbage on earth.

As you can see in the image Rambo's eyes are not his own, and the slogan above his thick skull is a piss take aimed at the applauding masses who view films like Rambo as 'Entertainment' even though it is amidst the carnage of Vietnam, and all the horrors surrounding what was yet again another great example of a manufactured drug war.


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T-shirt design by Heston Quiff

Cut-up T-shirt design: Rhythmic Salutations

I raise my glass in a toast to...

The above image is actually a T-shirt design and comprises of a cut-up text about the Kodo drummers of Japan as a background, yet with a rather inebriated, ventriloquists dummy, with a police photo fit constructed face as a fore ground.

Although this image and design is rather old now (1992ish), I still love it as it was my first venture into T-shirt designs, and still retains that odd linear cut-up feel of misplaced words, phrases, and entire paragraphs that in a strange way work when in a way they should not.

As for the image of the inebriated ventriloquists dummy, the reason for this is in some ways to obscure parts of the text, and in other ways to add a surreal splash of colour and form to an already disjointed background image.

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By Heston Quiff